Amazing Spiderman 2 is…it’s like a dozen priceless gems, bedazzled onto a turd.
It’s Breaking Bad, guest starring Sheldon Cooper and Jar Jar Binks.
It’s plowing a gorgeous hooker, who has also plowed your dad and two of your friends, and won’t stop mentioning it.
It is the movie version of every child’s room design from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
It’s like a spotless $10,000 suit, worn by a passed out Carrot Top with dicks drawn on his face.